People say that the pen is mightier than the sword, and it’s true. Everybody expects shit to go down when you walk in with a sword, but nobody expects you to stab them in the eye with a pen.
You ever follow that person on twitter thats “Chasing the trend?” Someone who looks at the list of worldwide trends, picks one and attacks the corpse of what once was funny like a vulture scavenging a corpse? Shits extra irritating. My TL is all one person right now, trying to be funny.
Thats why I just cant fuck with twitter for long periods of time anymore. -_- Somebody always posts something thats got me questioning reality.
If the Zombie Apocalypse happens, I want to be one...
ramblingsofanurbanjawn: kingjaffejoffer: beadsofjade: I just don’t need the drama of trying to stay alive n shit. I would fight for my life. I want my genepool to live on in the new version of Earth. I don’t live that far from Alcatraz. I would get on a boat and head there. As soon as I get nice with a cross bow I feel pretty confident I’d survive. Been preparing for this shit for...
I deserve to be in pain right now.
Im a skinny little fuck. Im not sure what made me think I had the muscle to pick up a fucking tree… My back… My back…
ramblingsofanurbanjawn: sassymcnasty: ramblingsofanurbanjawn: sassymcnasty: I FUCKING HATE LORII have you got to the end yet?!?!? Of the show? Nah. 25 mins left. The books? Yes. All caught up. i havent taken the initiative to read em all. 2 po’ Download them!!!! You can download them? From where?
You ever start a convo and immediately after starting it you begin thinking, “oh shit…how can I get away…..”? No? Just me? Fuck yall.
We were arguing...
She told me to eat a burlap sack full of baby dicks. I burst into laughter She won =/
When it comes to Youtube
Everyone is an expert on everything and you dont know shit, no matter who you are or what you do.
She keeps sending me pics but shes wearing clothes in everyone…pretty sure shes doing something wrong there…/shrug.
Reblog if your URL doesn't have the word...
cuz we some classy mother fuckers. Pinky out. ALL THE TIME!
Blow UP My inbox...........
Would you rather.. Fuck, kill or marry This or that Personal questions Creepy anons Random questions Advice Love/hate Anonymous secrets Anything you want! SOMEBODY PLEASE :) NOBODY EVER ASKS ME THINGS! I also enjoy questions
What makes it worse...
is hes FROM Toronto. No, its not a joke. Hes a moron. Shut up.
The Longest Sigh...
@chillaa_ “#ThingsGhettoPeopleDo Try and convince me that @Drake is from Canada when we all know he is from Toronto SMFH get your facts straight” @chillaa_ “I never knew @Drake was Canadian, I thought he was from Toronto :/” Even if this is a joke…
Fap is a funny ass word.
You can have all the talent in the world. If you dont have wisdom… You have NOTHING.
Sports stars going broke after their careers are over is pretty common. But you would figure after watching it happen, these younger dudes would learn to save a little bit.
Take me back to the early 90s
So I can wear suspenders and genie pants with no shirt. That would be dope. And have at least 3 parts on every side of my head. Retro J’s wouldnt really be retro. GAS WOULD BE UNDER $1 (JESUS CHRIST) Hightop Fade? Yes please. lol Ring watches. Sometimes, when you want something bad enough, you almost start to believe its possible.
Oh my god. Everybody quit reblogging my shit.
SuckerPunch is a confusing ass movie. The graphic novel explains more and is easily understandable. But this movie..wants you to assume too much. Its only PG-13 so they can’t openly say certain things or do certain things. Blech.
Playing around with hers makes me ungrateful for mine. Shit.